The mighty Akimbo!
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Perils of Poly

Mike and Jen and Bill and Jim
Raven, Morgan, Allison
Jen and Anne and Don and Dan (but no, not that Jen!)
Date night, sleep night, Patrick-Alice-Katherine
Maybe in a year we’ll have a free minute again!

Jen and Mike are freakin’ out cause Jen had unprotected sex
With Raven at a party and now Morgan’s got a sore (Oh!)
Raven isn’t calling back and they’re all having heart attacks
and Morgan isn’t sure if she is poly anymore

Chorus:
Oh, if we all dream together
Oh, Can we nightmare too?
Oh, is it love or just pleasure -
Tasting everybody like we’re candied fruit

Daniel was player, Daniel slept in everybody’s bed
but now he’s feeling guilty for the screwin that he did
He’s moving back to Omaha, he’s moving back to live with ma
He says he’s got religion and he’s suing for the kids

Hot bi babe!
Hot bi babe!
Hot bi, Hot bi, hot bi babe!
Hot bi babe! Hot bi babe!
Hot bi, Hot bi, Hot bi, Hot bi… chorus

Secondary, tertiary, don’t believe in heiar-achy
Don’t believe in down below or putting up above
We’re not afraid of standing out
We're not afraid to scream and shout
What’s got us terrified that we’ll really fall in love

Mike and Jen and Bill and Jim
Raven, Morgan, Allison
Jen and Anne and Don and Dan (but no, not that Jen!)
Date night, sleep night, Patrick-Alice-Katherine
Maybe in a year we'll have a free minute again!


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